geez Im fucking expensive

Natural Hair Color

[] Black - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Red - $75
[x] Brown - $15
[] Other - $10

Total So Far:  $15

Eye Color

[] Blue - $50
[]Hazel - $100
[x] Brown - $15 ((dark brown))
[] Green - $200
[] Other - $10

Total So Far: $30

Height

[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[x] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[] Under 4'9 - $105

Total so far: $70

Birth Order

[] Twins (or more) - $300
[x] First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[] Second Born - $150
[] Middle Child - $100
[]Last Born - $200
[] Third Born - $100
[] Fourth Born - $100
[] Fifth Born - $375

Total so far: $370

Drink?

[x] No - $400
[] Only holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $10

Total so far: $770

Vision

[] Perfect vision - $300
[] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[] Contacts - $25
[] READING GLASSES - $15
[] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $820

Family's Car Color(s)

[] White - $2,000
[x] Maroon - $800
[] Gold - $700
[] Grey - $600
[] Blue - $900
[] Pink - $475
[] Black - $450
[] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[] Silver $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan- $20
[] Rusted - $15
[] No Car - $0

Total so far: $1620

SHOE Size

[] Over 13 - $300
[] 12 1/2 to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $700
[x] 10.5 - $650
[] 7 to 10 - $600
[] Under 7 - $550

Total so far: $2270

Favorite Colors:

[] Green - $750
[] Black - $600
[] Red - $800
[] Yellow - $415
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400    
[] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $50

Total so far: $2570

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[] Yes - $0
[] On Some - $750
[x] No - $1000

Total so far: $3570

How many people are you going to tag?

[] Over 61 - $250,000
[] 51 - 60 - $100,000
[] 41 - 50 - $50,000
[] 31 - 40 - $10,000
[] 21 - 30 - $5,000
[] 11 - 20 - $1,000
[x] 1 - 10 - $500
[] 0 - $0

Total: $4070 geez I’m fucking expensive

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